http://www.mcmorran.org/ A strangely pointless blot on the online landscape featuring misfortune, twisted humour and disturbed ravings. http://www.mcmorran.org/images/mcmorranlogo_88.gif http://www.mcmorran.org/ Sat, 31st Jul 2010 60 en McMorranCMS! boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/ Home page http://www.mcmorran.org/ 31.07.2010 http://www.mcmorran.org/ boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/shop Home page http://www.mcmorran.org/shop 31.07.2010 http://www.mcmorran.org/shop boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact London:   After all the shenanigans with hoodies kicking my front door down, the neighbours nicking my bike and the other neighbours partying like teenagers, it all got too much and I decided ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1317 8.05.2010 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1317 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact Humour: Customer: Oh hello, I'd like a ham and cheese sandwich please. Agent: I see. What sort of budget did you have in mind? Customer: Well, I guess about £2.50 but ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1316 20.04.2010 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1316 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact Weird: The sleepy rural parish of Cookham in Bedfordshire, England, has recently been the focus of some unwanted media attention - and unwanted guests, it would seem. A gay couple booked a night's ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1315 5.04.2010 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1315 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact Geek,humour: The latest image challenge on the anarchic B3ta.com, Make Art More Awesome has come up with this little gem: If you aren't laughing by now, you haven't got it, so I'll give ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1314 26.03.2010 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1314 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact Geek: Eight years ago I owned a brick of a phone which died every couple of days and was an object of constant derision. Today I own a phone that's ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1313 15.03.2010 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1313 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact London: I must say, Doctor Johnson was talking utter crap when he pronounced "When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life, for there is in London all that ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1312 3.03.2010 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1312 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact London: We're never short of criminal drama up here in Crique-le-bois, but the past few weeks have really taken the biscuit. Episode 1: Burglars steal my bikeMy bicycle was stolen from my house ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1311 3.03.2010 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1311 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact Humour: Following on from the public humiliation of notorious heterosexual Iris "Gays are an Abomination" Robinson, a number of jokes are now in circulation: Peter Robinson goes to the Doctor."Doctor, doctor, my eyes ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1310 16.01.2010 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1310 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact Weird: Iris Robinson, Northern Irish politician, wife of the First Minister of Northern Ireland, Democratic Unionist and fine, upstanding member of the community has found herself in a spot of bother. In 2008 ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1309 8.01.2010 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1309 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact London: Ever wondered about that little sticky-out bit on the Northern Line out to Mill Hill? What's that all about? Jay Foreman reveals all in this brilliant short video documentary.   ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1308 24.12.2009 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1308 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact Weird: Possibly not the ideal stocking filler for your kids this year - Chinese toymakers have released a toy mouse which supposedly sings the well-known Christmas carol Jingle Bells. Sadly, however, due ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1307 7.12.2009 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1307 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact Humour: Kevin Armstrong is no ordinary little boy.... ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1306 1.12.2009 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1306 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact London: The bad old days of prohibition Over the past five years I have had much cause to rant about the Kafkaesque complexity of the Oystercard electronic ticketing system in London. A myriad ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1304 30.11.2009 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1304 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact Humour: “Sexual innuendo was funny until comedians started shoving it down my throat.” - Oscar Wilde "Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1302 30.11.2009 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1302 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact Opinion: The all-consuming Terrorism Act 2000 rears its ugly head again this week as the ever-vigilant London Metropolitan Police pounce on suspicious-looking photographers and interrogate them for no good reason at all. Jeff ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1301 30.11.2009 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1301 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact Weird: Clinching proof that a dog's leg can indeed be posessed by Satan and attempt to steal food from its host. I always suspected that this was possible. ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1303 30.11.2009 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1303 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact : ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1300 25.11.2009 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1300 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact Travel: It's pretty amazing that it's 20 years since the Berlin Wall came down. I remember my first visit to Berlin back in 1986. As a fresh-faced 17-year-old my Inter-Rail ticket took ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1299 9.11.2009 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1299 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact Geek: A film clip explaining t'Interweb, as foreseen by futurolgists in 1969. How did they predict that housewives would have nothing better to do than splurge all of hubby's hard-earned cash on ordering ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1298 27.10.2009 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1298 boy wonder http://www.mcmorran.org/contact Geek: How did it all start? The Guardian has an interactive timeline which explores the early days of ARPANET right up to the crap that people post on Twitter today. A People's History ... http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1297 27.10.2009 http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=1297