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Swedes Prank With Frosty Pricks
The Local SE | Submitted by: Pubeend
The self-professed officer revealed that he and his cop buddy "bell-ended the door handles, window buttons, gear stick, steering wheel, stereo buttons and the police radio buttons, as well as the receiver used to talk to the operations room." The practice of bell-ending, or ollning, involves a man touching an object with his glans and has established itself as a recurring form of practical joke in Sweden. The term comes from ollon, the Swedish word for glans."
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Supply Side Arrests Provide Trickle-Down Justice
WABC | Submitted by: ScortchDearth
Officer Polanco says One Police Plaza's obsession with keeping crime stats down has gotten out of control. He claims Precinct Commanders relentlessly pressure cops on the street to make more arrests, and give out more summonses, all to show headquarters they have a tight grip on their neighborhoods... "They have to meet a quota. One arrest and twenty summonses," said Officer Polanco." Under the policy, teenage minorities are easy meat.
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Another Attempt At A National ID Card
Wall Street Journal | Submitted by: anonymous
Lawmakers working to craft a new comprehensive immigration bill have settled on a way to prevent employers from hiring illegal immigrants: a national biometric identification card all American workers would eventually be required to obtain... Under the potentially controversial plan still taking shape in the Senate, all legal U.S. workers, including citizens and immigrants, would be issued an ID card with embedded information, such as fingerprints, to tie the card to the worker."
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Toefl Specialist Charged In Visa Scam
Wire Services | Submitted by: M. Atta, sufferin'~
Investigators say Higgins was the leader of a ring that helped more than 100 foreign students illegally obtain U.S. student visas over past several years. Higgins does not hold a college degree... "If he was taking an exam, he was getting approximately $1,000 to $1,200. If he was attending classes, it was obviously a little bit more." In one case, a blond woman working for Higgins was allowed to take an exam using a fake ID that paired her photo with a man's Arabic name."
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QP Goes Into How Many Years? Life
Tyler Morning Telegraph | Submitted by: Veggie
A Smith County jury found a Tyler man guilty on Thursday of possession of less than five pounds but more than four ounces of marijuana in a drug-free zone; the man was sentenced to 35 years confinement in prison... The man's criminal record included two felonies from more than twenty years ago. "Wooten pulled bag after bag from his pockets like one of those clowns you see -- and in the driver's seat of his car was a big bag and digital scales."
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Out, Out, Damned Spot
Herald Sun | Submitted by: PainterPubes
Just hours after stabbing a prostitute to death in his lounge room, a man painted over her blood stains with white paint... Police found Ms King's naked body hidden under Mr Potts' bed... She had been stabbed twice, with one wound extending from her lower chest to her liver and another between her shoulder blades."
Discuss
Corpse-Lovers Of Zamboanga
ABS-CBN News | Submitted by: furpo
A number of female corpses have been removed from their destroyed graves here, which authorities believe were abused by a group of necrophiliacs. About 5 dead bodies have been discovered in two cemeteries in Barangay Mercedes since October... Just recently, a corpse of a female teacher was found hanging upside down from her own stockings tied to a nearby post. Authorities said the victim's underwear was also removed and was placed on her head."
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Cypriot Body-Snatchers On The Loose
Guardian | Submitted by: artemisia
The missing corpse of the former Cypriot president Tassos Papadopoulos has been found, three months after it was taken from his grave in a raid that horrified the divided island... In what police described as highly organised crime, the body snatchers shifted a heavy marble slab encasing the tomb and dug through several feet of earth to reach the corpse before covering their tracks with lime."
Discuss
Online Vigilantes Lack Precision
Daily Mail | Submitted by: Veggie
A father is living in fear for his life after he was wrongly accused of being Jon Venables... More than 2,000 people joined the group vowing to track him down and wreak revenge for the murder... Mr Calvert was first forced to deny the rumours five years ago, and had to move house several times. But in the wake of Venables' return to prison the accusations have resurfaced."
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Gold Farmer Clientele Forced To Panhandle
San Francisco Examiner | Submitted by: Veggie
A seemingly straight-laced and somber middle aged man walks by the two. The sort of man who otherwise appears to be involved in no form of video gaming and possibly no form of fun. Without stopping, the man asks the beggar, "horde or alliance?" Alec answers him, "horde." The man stops and fishes in his pocket for a moment, then produces a bill and places it into the basket."
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Gourmet Cheese From Mother's Milk
New York Post | Submitted by: Mr. Misrell
Chef Angerer is letting diners at Klee Brasserie munch on cheese made from his wife's breast milk... Breast milk doesn't curdle well due to its low protein content, so a little moo juice has to be added to round out the texture... "It tastes like cow's-milk cheese, kind of sweet."
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Unwilling Skydiver Thrown From Plane
London Telegraph | Submitted by: Veggie
Miss Butler told her mother she was last to jump in her group... "Apparently she noticed problems with the three who went before, some of their parachutes were getting tangled as they fell. She said she asked to return to the ground and the plane circled a second loop as she refused to go. In the end, she said, they pushed her out."
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TPed Frat Initiate Set Ablaze
Lexington Herald-Leader | Submitted by: cracker666
Dunn, 19, allegedly struck a match, setting ablaze the toilet paper-wrapped victim... The victim was engulfed in flames up to his shoulders; he fell to the floor and began rolling to extinguish the flames. The floor caught fire, and Dunn tried to stomp out the flames."
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Knife-Wielding Maniac Holds Up Bodega
Chicago Breaking News | Submitted by: Nobody
A man wearing a Freddy Krueger mask and holding a machete in one hand and a Bowie knife in the other hand robbed an Oak Lawn store Sunday evening, police said today.. "The clerk actually said, You're joking, right? and the guy says, No, I'm serious."
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Newborn Mutant's Tumor Tail
Ananova | Submitted by: anonymous
The little girl, called Hong Hong, was born with the tail but it had since doubled in size, reports the Anhui Market Daily... X-rays had shown that the tail was connected to a fatty tumor within the spinal column." [Photo of what a human tail looks like]
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Centenarian Witch Sprouts Devil Horns
Daliy Mail | Submitted by: cracker666
An elderly Chinese woman has stunned her family and fellow villagers by growing from her forehead a horn than resembles a goat's... Grandmother Zhang Ruifang, 101, of Linlou village, Henan province, began developing the mysterious protrusion last year... Since then it has grown 2.4in in length and another now appears to emerging on the other side of her forehead." [Photo of what a human horn looks like]
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Pornography Cures Society's Ills
The Scientist | Submitted by: Veggie
But what do the data say? Over the years, many scientists have investigated the link between pornography (considered legal under the First Amendment in the United States unless judged "obscene") and sex crimes and attitudes towards women. And in every region investigated, researchers have found that as pornography has increased in availability, sex crimes have either decreased or not increased."
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Quack Asses Filled With Caulk
AOL News | Submitted by: I Won A Math Debate.At least six women in New Jersey who hoped to plump up their backsides have ended up hospitalized with infections, after a bogus doctor injected their derrieres with a mixture of silicone, petroleum jelly and, perhaps most hazardous, household caulk... A hospital source told the Post their backsides are so cratered and lumpy, they resemble "moonscapes".
Discuss
Cannibal's Occult Powers Come Up Short
The Jakarta Globe | Submitted by: furpo
A scavenger in Batam has confessed to killing an acquaintance and eating his organs in an effort to gain mystical powers... "I hit his head with a jackhammer and I waited for half an hour until I was sure that he was dead before I cut his stomach and took out his heart and liver... I'm sorry for killing him," he told SCTV on Monday, adding that he had not gotten "any power at all" from the ritual."
Discuss
Oversized Novelty Exam Suicide
Mirror | Submitted by: Winston Tastesgood III
A window cleaner died after stabbing himself in the groin repeatedly with a jumbo souvenir pencil... When police broke into his house they found Mr Burton lying on his back, wearing only his underpants. The room was splattered with blood and music was still playing on his stereo. The giant blood-covered pencil was beside him."
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Bank Robber Puffs Dye Pack
Post Tribune | Submitted by: merrillvillain
A witness watched Wednesday as a car pulled away from the Centier Bank -- and a cloud of red smoke began to billow from the vehicle... During interviews, police said, Campbell admitted to robbing Centier Bank on Wednesday. He also admitted to robbing 11 other banks in Northern Indiana and Michigan, including in Warsaw, Plymouth, Hebron, Rensselaer and Chesterton."
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Palin Enjoyed Benefits Of Canadian Health Care
Globe & Mail | Submitted by: Veggie
The vocal opponent of health-care reform in the U.S. steered largely clear of the topic except to reveal a tidbit about her life growing up not far from Whitehorse: "We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic?"
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Dozens Dead In Turkey Quake
Christian Science Monitor | Submitted by: ditchley
People were sleeping in their mud-brick houses when the 6.0-magnitude quake struck at 4:32 am local time, killing 51 villagers... "Everything has been knocked down, there is not a stone in place."
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Nigerian Violence Perpetuates Itself
BBC News | Submitted by: fucktardmama
Hundreds of people are reported to have been killed in Nigeria's Plateau State in clashes between Muslims and Christians... Villages had been attacked by men with machetes who came from nearby hills... Jos has been under a military curfew since January when at least 200 people died in clashes between Christians and Muslims.... The situation is exacerbated by Nigeria's system of classifying its citizens as "indigenes" and "settlers". The Hausa-speaking Muslims are classified as "settlers" even if they have lived there for generations and have no knowledge of their "home" region."
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Bargain Contract Too Good To Be True
New York Post | Submitted by: azdollarbill
An upper-crust Long Island hausfrau accused of hiring a hit man to off her hubby lamented she could only afford to maim him -- but then was thrilled to learn she could whack him at a bargain-basement price of just $20,000... Susan was busted Thursday after authorities secretly recorded her negotiating with the "hit man" -- actually an undercover cop."
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Rocker's Girlfriend Smacked With Guitar
New Orleans Times-Picayune | Submitted by: epsas_
Investigators said Brooks and his girlfriend got into a shouting match Wednesday about 3 a.m. at her home. At some point, he grabbed a guitar and smashed it into the side of her head, causing a 5-inch cut...The woman told police she tried to run out of the home through the front door, but Brooks grabbed her and threw her to the floor. Brooks reportedly stood over her and said, "I'm sorry, but I'll have to kill you because you'll send me to jail."
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Token Head From Sexless Marriage
Herald Sun | Submitted by: KnibblyPubes
The husband cut off his wife's head with a kitchen knife because she refused to have a child with him... Cousin allegedly told police that his wife had refused to have sex with him during their marriage because she was afraid any child would be born with multiple sclerosis."
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Gratuitous Police Car Crotch Shot
Courthouse News | Submitted by: ditchley
The officer left her alone in the squad car and she "tried to get her handcuffs from behind her back to the front... During this process, plaintiff inadvertently exposed her genitals when the handcuffs reached around her pants. [The officer] took advantage of plaintiff's compromising position by photographing her genitals, then uploaded the pornographic photo to a law enforcement database."
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Homophobic State Senator Comes Out
NBC Los Angeles | Submitted by: ditchley
Sen. Roy Ashburn (R-Bakersfield) said he felt compelled to address the rumors: "I am gay. And so, those are the words that have been so difficult for me for so long." The statement comes just days after Ashburn, who has a history of voting against gay rights legislation, was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving near the state Capitol. A Sacramento television station reported that he was at a gay nightclub prior to the arrest."
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Pearls Dangle From Royal Spaniel
New York Daily News | Submitted by: Just one of the Pope's rent-boys~
The would-be future queen of England had to search through dog poop after her cocker spaniel ate a pair of pricey pearl earrings given to her by Prince William... Otto eventually produced the evidence of his guilt, but the earrings were damaged beyond repair."
Discuss
The Local SE | Submitted by: Pubeend
The self-professed officer revealed that he and his cop buddy "bell-ended the door handles, window buttons, gear stick, steering wheel, stereo buttons and the police radio buttons, as well as the receiver used to talk to the operations room." The practice of bell-ending, or ollning, involves a man touching an object with his glans and has established itself as a recurring form of practical joke in Sweden. The term comes from ollon, the Swedish word for glans."
Discuss
WABC | Submitted by: ScortchDearth
Officer Polanco says One Police Plaza's obsession with keeping crime stats down has gotten out of control. He claims Precinct Commanders relentlessly pressure cops on the street to make more arrests, and give out more summonses, all to show headquarters they have a tight grip on their neighborhoods... "They have to meet a quota. One arrest and twenty summonses," said Officer Polanco." Under the policy, teenage minorities are easy meat.
Discuss
Wall Street Journal | Submitted by: anonymous
Lawmakers working to craft a new comprehensive immigration bill have settled on a way to prevent employers from hiring illegal immigrants: a national biometric identification card all American workers would eventually be required to obtain... Under the potentially controversial plan still taking shape in the Senate, all legal U.S. workers, including citizens and immigrants, would be issued an ID card with embedded information, such as fingerprints, to tie the card to the worker."
Discuss
Wire Services | Submitted by: M. Atta, sufferin'~
Investigators say Higgins was the leader of a ring that helped more than 100 foreign students illegally obtain U.S. student visas over past several years. Higgins does not hold a college degree... "If he was taking an exam, he was getting approximately $1,000 to $1,200. If he was attending classes, it was obviously a little bit more." In one case, a blond woman working for Higgins was allowed to take an exam using a fake ID that paired her photo with a man's Arabic name."
Discuss
Tyler Morning Telegraph | Submitted by: Veggie
A Smith County jury found a Tyler man guilty on Thursday of possession of less than five pounds but more than four ounces of marijuana in a drug-free zone; the man was sentenced to 35 years confinement in prison... The man's criminal record included two felonies from more than twenty years ago. "Wooten pulled bag after bag from his pockets like one of those clowns you see -- and in the driver's seat of his car was a big bag and digital scales."
Discuss
Herald Sun | Submitted by: PainterPubes
Just hours after stabbing a prostitute to death in his lounge room, a man painted over her blood stains with white paint... Police found Ms King's naked body hidden under Mr Potts' bed... She had been stabbed twice, with one wound extending from her lower chest to her liver and another between her shoulder blades."
Discuss
ABS-CBN News | Submitted by: furpo
A number of female corpses have been removed from their destroyed graves here, which authorities believe were abused by a group of necrophiliacs. About 5 dead bodies have been discovered in two cemeteries in Barangay Mercedes since October... Just recently, a corpse of a female teacher was found hanging upside down from her own stockings tied to a nearby post. Authorities said the victim's underwear was also removed and was placed on her head."
Discuss
Guardian | Submitted by: artemisia
The missing corpse of the former Cypriot president Tassos Papadopoulos has been found, three months after it was taken from his grave in a raid that horrified the divided island... In what police described as highly organised crime, the body snatchers shifted a heavy marble slab encasing the tomb and dug through several feet of earth to reach the corpse before covering their tracks with lime."
Discuss
Daily Mail | Submitted by: Veggie
A father is living in fear for his life after he was wrongly accused of being Jon Venables... More than 2,000 people joined the group vowing to track him down and wreak revenge for the murder... Mr Calvert was first forced to deny the rumours five years ago, and had to move house several times. But in the wake of Venables' return to prison the accusations have resurfaced."
Discuss
San Francisco Examiner | Submitted by: Veggie
A seemingly straight-laced and somber middle aged man walks by the two. The sort of man who otherwise appears to be involved in no form of video gaming and possibly no form of fun. Without stopping, the man asks the beggar, "horde or alliance?" Alec answers him, "horde." The man stops and fishes in his pocket for a moment, then produces a bill and places it into the basket."
Discuss
New York Post | Submitted by: Mr. Misrell
Chef Angerer is letting diners at Klee Brasserie munch on cheese made from his wife's breast milk... Breast milk doesn't curdle well due to its low protein content, so a little moo juice has to be added to round out the texture... "It tastes like cow's-milk cheese, kind of sweet."
Discuss
London Telegraph | Submitted by: Veggie
Miss Butler told her mother she was last to jump in her group... "Apparently she noticed problems with the three who went before, some of their parachutes were getting tangled as they fell. She said she asked to return to the ground and the plane circled a second loop as she refused to go. In the end, she said, they pushed her out."
Discuss
Lexington Herald-Leader | Submitted by: cracker666
Dunn, 19, allegedly struck a match, setting ablaze the toilet paper-wrapped victim... The victim was engulfed in flames up to his shoulders; he fell to the floor and began rolling to extinguish the flames. The floor caught fire, and Dunn tried to stomp out the flames."
Discuss
Chicago Breaking News | Submitted by: Nobody
A man wearing a Freddy Krueger mask and holding a machete in one hand and a Bowie knife in the other hand robbed an Oak Lawn store Sunday evening, police said today.. "The clerk actually said, You're joking, right? and the guy says, No, I'm serious."
Discuss
Ananova | Submitted by: anonymous
The little girl, called Hong Hong, was born with the tail but it had since doubled in size, reports the Anhui Market Daily... X-rays had shown that the tail was connected to a fatty tumor within the spinal column." [Photo of what a human tail looks like]
Discuss
Daliy Mail | Submitted by: cracker666
An elderly Chinese woman has stunned her family and fellow villagers by growing from her forehead a horn than resembles a goat's... Grandmother Zhang Ruifang, 101, of Linlou village, Henan province, began developing the mysterious protrusion last year... Since then it has grown 2.4in in length and another now appears to emerging on the other side of her forehead." [Photo of what a human horn looks like]
Discuss
The Scientist | Submitted by: Veggie
But what do the data say? Over the years, many scientists have investigated the link between pornography (considered legal under the First Amendment in the United States unless judged "obscene") and sex crimes and attitudes towards women. And in every region investigated, researchers have found that as pornography has increased in availability, sex crimes have either decreased or not increased."
Discuss
AOL News | Submitted by: I Won A Math Debate.At least six women in New Jersey who hoped to plump up their backsides have ended up hospitalized with infections, after a bogus doctor injected their derrieres with a mixture of silicone, petroleum jelly and, perhaps most hazardous, household caulk... A hospital source told the Post their backsides are so cratered and lumpy, they resemble "moonscapes".
Discuss
The Jakarta Globe | Submitted by: furpo
A scavenger in Batam has confessed to killing an acquaintance and eating his organs in an effort to gain mystical powers... "I hit his head with a jackhammer and I waited for half an hour until I was sure that he was dead before I cut his stomach and took out his heart and liver... I'm sorry for killing him," he told SCTV on Monday, adding that he had not gotten "any power at all" from the ritual."
Discuss
Mirror | Submitted by: Winston Tastesgood III
A window cleaner died after stabbing himself in the groin repeatedly with a jumbo souvenir pencil... When police broke into his house they found Mr Burton lying on his back, wearing only his underpants. The room was splattered with blood and music was still playing on his stereo. The giant blood-covered pencil was beside him."
Discuss
Post Tribune | Submitted by: merrillvillain
A witness watched Wednesday as a car pulled away from the Centier Bank -- and a cloud of red smoke began to billow from the vehicle... During interviews, police said, Campbell admitted to robbing Centier Bank on Wednesday. He also admitted to robbing 11 other banks in Northern Indiana and Michigan, including in Warsaw, Plymouth, Hebron, Rensselaer and Chesterton."
Discuss
Globe & Mail | Submitted by: Veggie
The vocal opponent of health-care reform in the U.S. steered largely clear of the topic except to reveal a tidbit about her life growing up not far from Whitehorse: "We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic?"
Discuss
Christian Science Monitor | Submitted by: ditchley
People were sleeping in their mud-brick houses when the 6.0-magnitude quake struck at 4:32 am local time, killing 51 villagers... "Everything has been knocked down, there is not a stone in place."
Discuss
BBC News | Submitted by: fucktardmama
Hundreds of people are reported to have been killed in Nigeria's Plateau State in clashes between Muslims and Christians... Villages had been attacked by men with machetes who came from nearby hills... Jos has been under a military curfew since January when at least 200 people died in clashes between Christians and Muslims.... The situation is exacerbated by Nigeria's system of classifying its citizens as "indigenes" and "settlers". The Hausa-speaking Muslims are classified as "settlers" even if they have lived there for generations and have no knowledge of their "home" region."
Discuss
New York Post | Submitted by: azdollarbill
An upper-crust Long Island hausfrau accused of hiring a hit man to off her hubby lamented she could only afford to maim him -- but then was thrilled to learn she could whack him at a bargain-basement price of just $20,000... Susan was busted Thursday after authorities secretly recorded her negotiating with the "hit man" -- actually an undercover cop."
Discuss
New Orleans Times-Picayune | Submitted by: epsas_
Investigators said Brooks and his girlfriend got into a shouting match Wednesday about 3 a.m. at her home. At some point, he grabbed a guitar and smashed it into the side of her head, causing a 5-inch cut...The woman told police she tried to run out of the home through the front door, but Brooks grabbed her and threw her to the floor. Brooks reportedly stood over her and said, "I'm sorry, but I'll have to kill you because you'll send me to jail."
Discuss
Herald Sun | Submitted by: KnibblyPubes
The husband cut off his wife's head with a kitchen knife because she refused to have a child with him... Cousin allegedly told police that his wife had refused to have sex with him during their marriage because she was afraid any child would be born with multiple sclerosis."
Discuss
Courthouse News | Submitted by: ditchley
The officer left her alone in the squad car and she "tried to get her handcuffs from behind her back to the front... During this process, plaintiff inadvertently exposed her genitals when the handcuffs reached around her pants. [The officer] took advantage of plaintiff's compromising position by photographing her genitals, then uploaded the pornographic photo to a law enforcement database."
Discuss
NBC Los Angeles | Submitted by: ditchley
Sen. Roy Ashburn (R-Bakersfield) said he felt compelled to address the rumors: "I am gay. And so, those are the words that have been so difficult for me for so long." The statement comes just days after Ashburn, who has a history of voting against gay rights legislation, was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving near the state Capitol. A Sacramento television station reported that he was at a gay nightclub prior to the arrest."
Discuss
New York Daily News | Submitted by: Just one of the Pope's rent-boys~
The would-be future queen of England had to search through dog poop after her cocker spaniel ate a pair of pricey pearl earrings given to her by Prince William... Otto eventually produced the evidence of his guilt, but the earrings were damaged beyond repair."
Discuss
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